Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t quack and run,
I’m a duck in love, and you’re the one.
I waddle up with feathers so fine,
But you, dear hedgehog, with spines that shine.
I swim in ponds, and you roam the ground,
Yet in my heart, your love I’ve found.
You curl up tight when danger is near,
While I spread my wings without any fear.
Oh, hedgehog, sweet prickly delight,
Together we’ll soar, from morning till night.
You might be spiky, and I might be quacky,
But our love, dear friend, is never tacky.
So, baby, don’t hurt me, embrace our fate,
A duck and a hedgehog on a quirky date.
We’ll laugh and play, in fields and streams,
For love knows no bounds, not even in dreams.
Verbal Alchemy 