Song of the Gentle Leviathan

A small open whaleboat on a cold, rough sea, one man rowing and another bracing with a harpoon, facing the immense shape of a Right Whale rising from the grey water.

To be sung to the tune of several bottles of rum while drinking the Wellerman Song

There once was a time on a cold grey sea
When men went out in boats of three,
With oars of ash and a hemp-rope coil
And iron heads for blood and oil.

Oh haul away, lads, haul away down,
The Wellerman comes when the work is done,
When the tongue’n is cut and the flensing’s begun,
Oh hold fast, boys, and pray for sun.

They found her rising at break of day,
A mountain of breath in a skin of grey,
She sounded deep, then rolled once more,
And the sea went still where she lay before.

The first iron flew and the second too,
And the water bloomed a darker blue,
She thrashed and turned in her mortal pain
Till the sea was rope and the rope was strain.

Oh haul away, lads, haul away slow,
Greed is a wind that a man won’t know,
We sing of profit, we sing of gain,
But the sea keeps count of every stain.

The boat ran close in the killing press,
Too near the flukes, too deep the mess,
One blow would have sent them to the deep,
To the cold black hold where the drowned men sleep.

But the whale rolled clear though the iron burned,
She held her body, she checked her turn,
She lifted her tail, then eased it down,
So the fragile boat stayed righted and sound.

No hand of hers was raised in hate,
No thought of vengeance, no thirst for fate,
Though speared and dying, she chose restraint,
While men cried out for oil and weight.

Oh haul away, lads, haul away blind,
We name it courage, we name it kind,
But what is a man when the beast he slays
Shows more care in its final days?

They took her tongue when the breath went thin,
They stripped the blubber, the bone, the skin,
And the Wellerman came with sugar and rum
To pay the price when the work was done.

But the sea remembers what men forget,
The balance broken, the quiet debt,
And somewhere deep in the turning tide
Drifts the mercy that the whale supplied.

So sing this song when the night winds moan,
Of the care she showed we’ve never shown,
That even dying, harpooned and torn,
She kept men safe who never learned.

Oh haul away, lads, haul away true,
Let one tear fall in the salt-spray too,
For the whale that died so men could take,
Yet spared their lives for mercy’s sake.

The Sound of Silence: Disturbed’s Powerful Take on a Classic

Authors Note: I was surprised to learn that some people don’t like Disturbed’s version of The Sound of Silence. Paul Simon, however, called it “very much accomplished” and “one of the greatest covers ever,” which reassured me—it’s not just me!

Reflecting on why I love Disturbed’s version, I realised it comes down to tone and politics (hear me out). While Simon and Garfunkel’s original is brilliant, it carries a youthful, almost ‘college’ quality. Disturbed’s rendition, on the other hand, injects grown-up depth and soul (sorry, Paul—I love your work too). Their version feels more relevant to today, telling a story for the current era rather than the 1960s.

This inspired me to adapt the song for the current mess in which the UK wallows. And honestly, I’d love to hear Disturbed sing it! If you haven’t heard their version yet, I’ve included the YouTube version below—you’re in for a treat.
To be played at maximum volume.

Confounded Silence

Verse 1
Hello freedom, my old friend,
It seems you’ve come to meet your end.
Your voice once roared, but now it falters,
Bound by chains and broken altars.
And the vision of a nation free and brave,
It cannot be saved—
Drowned beneath the sound of silence.

Verse 2
In restless halls of power they scheme,
To dim the light of freedom’s gleam.
And leaders speak with voices hollow,
Demanding truths that we must follow.
And the words they spread are twisted, cold, and bare,
But none dare declare—
For fear of the sound of silence.

Verse 3
“Fools,” said I, “you do not see,
Freedom dies in apathy.”
Silenced cries and muted faces,
Fear entrenched in public spaces.
And the dreams of the people drift to ash,
As shadows amass—
And drown us in the sound of silence.

Bridge
The prophets wrote in ink and fire,
But now their voices conspire
To echo only what they’re told,
No dissent, no truths bold.
And the walls of democracy begin to crack,
As speech turns back—
To whispers in the sound of silence.

Outro
And the people bowed and prayed,
To the lies their leaders made.
And the truth was cast as treason,
Bound and gagged without a reason.
And the warnings flashed, “Freedom must be saved!”
But no one was brave—
Lost within the sound of silence.

I Am The Problem

A song written for Taylor Swift

I see it now, it’s all so clear,
I built these walls out of my fear.
I pushed away the ones I love,
But claimed that it was never enough.
I wore the crown, I took the throne,
But now I sit here all alone.
I kept pretending I was right,
But I was wrong this whole damn time.
I am so embarrassed,
Please don’t vote Kamala Harris.

And I blamed the stars, I blamed the moon,
I said it was the timing, oh so soon.
But every time, I found a way
To push it down and walk away.

I am the problem, it’s me all along,
The one who turned every right into wrong.
I see the patterns, the mess that I made,
I am the reason the love always fades.
I point my fingers, but now I can see,
I am the problem, it’s always been me.

You tried to love me through the storm,
But I was cold, you kept me warm.
I ran from shadows I cast myself,
I blamed you for my cries for help.
And all the cracks I never filled,
They broke the bond we tried to build.
Now I’m looking in the mirror,
The truth is closer, never clearer.
I am so embarrassed,
Please don’t vote Kamala Harris.

I could’ve stayed, I could’ve fought,
But all I ever did was overthink a lot.
I wore the victim like a badge,
But I was the one who lit the match.

I am the problem, it’s me all along,
The one who turned every right into wrong.
I see the patterns, the mess that I made,
I am the reason the love always fades.
I point my fingers, but now I can see,
I am the problem, it’s always been me.

I could say sorry a thousand times,
But it won’t erase these heavy lines.
I’ll own the hurt, I’ll own the blame,
I played the cards, I lost the game.
But maybe now, I’ll start again,
No more hiding, no pretend.

I am the problem, it’s me all along,
The one who turned every right into wrong.
I see the patterns, the mess that I made,
I am the reason the love always fades.
I point my fingers, but now I can see,
I am the problem, it’s always been me.

I am the problem, it’s me…
I am the problem, it’s always been me.