Auntie Gladys and the Du Maurier Connection

Q – Angela

If you’ve ever lived in Fowey, Cornwall, you’ve been blessed to dwell among giants—not only of industry and political scandal, but also of poetry, literature, and history. It’s a place where the past feels alive, where the echoes of ancient civilisations cling to the rugged cliffs, and the wind carries whispers of stories untold.

My first visit to Fowey was in 1970. I was nine years old, giddy with the promise of adventure. My family had just purchased a brand-new campervan, a marvel of modern convenience to us, and our holiday plans were ambitious: a couple of days in Fowey followed by a jaunt to Sennen Cove near Land’s End. But what thrilled me most was the prospect of meeting Auntie Gladys—”crazy Auntie Gladys,” as the family lovingly called her.

Gladys was the woman who left an impression on everyone she met. She was sharp as a tack and fearless in conversation. Years later, I learned that the “crazy” part of her nickname stemmed from a court case where she’d been called as a prosecution witness. Faced with a smirking defence lawyer intent on tripping her up, she didn’t just answer his questions—she turned them into a masterclass in wit. When the judge admonished her to “just answer the question,” she replied with a perfectly straight face, “Oh, Your Honour, I would answer the question, but I thought the truth deserved a little company along the way.”

That summer, Auntie Gladys had promised my brother Richard and me something extraordinary: a visit to The Haven, once the home of Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch. She knew the Quiller-Couch family and wanted to show us his famous library. As we explored, she regaled us with tales of his mentorship of a young Daphne du Maurier. She spoke with reverence about the bond between the two authors, and as she described Daphne’s eventual success, her voice seemed to glow with pride. “Rebecca,” she said, “wasn’t just a book—it was a revolution. She gave us Manderley, a place we’ve all dreamt of visiting.”

I hung on every word, but Richard was particularly taken with the story. Even then, I think, he had a gift for making connections, for seeing the humanity behind the legend.


Seven years later, when we’d moved to Fowey, Richard and I found ourselves caught up in an unusual situation. Our rowing boat had broken free from its moorings and drifted downstream, ending up at Ferryside, the du Maurier family’s home in Bodinnick. By some miracle—or perhaps Dad’s habit of labelling everything—the phone number scrawled on the deck had led Angela du Maurier to call us.

When the phone rang, Richard answered. I still remember how his voice changed when she introduced herself. He straightened, his tone becoming both careful and warm, as though he realised the significance of the moment even before the name fully registered.

“You’re Angela du Maurier?” he asked, his voice just above a whisper. He paused, and I imagined him standing there, hand gripping the receiver, his face lit with excitement. Then, after an audible breath, he added, “Oh, it’s an honour. Truly. My brother and I… we’ve heard so much about you.”

Angela’s voice, though I couldn’t hear it from the other end, must have been kind because Richard seemed to relax slightly. “Yes, of course, we’ll come right away. Thank you for letting us know.”

After hanging up, Richard turned to me, his face flushed. “Do you know who that was?” he asked, almost breathless. “Angela du Maurier.”

“I know!” I said, grabbing the oars.

As we rowed to Ferryside, Richard seemed distracted, his strokes less precise than usual. “I wonder what she’s like,” he murmured, half to himself. “I hope… I hope she’s not sick of people talking about Daphne.”


When we arrived at Ferryside, Angela met us at the gate. She was older than I’d expected, with sharp eyes that seemed to take in everything. She greeted us warmly, and I was struck by how unassuming she seemed for someone from such a storied family.

Richard stepped forward, his smile broad but not overbearing. “Thank you for calling us about the boat,” he said. There was a slight hesitation in his voice, as though he was searching for the right words. “I hope it wasn’t too much trouble.”

“Not at all,” Angela replied. Her voice was soft but firm, with a lilting cadence that seemed to echo the river’s flow.

As we walked toward the boat, Richard began talking—tentatively at first, then with growing confidence. “My brother and I had a wonderful aunt, Auntie Gladys. She knew the Quiller-Couch family… and, well, she once showed us Sir Arthur’s library. She told us about how he encouraged young writers. Your book, It’s Only the Sister, was there.”

Angela’s step faltered slightly, and Richard, noticing, quickly added, “I mean, we didn’t get to stay long enough to read it. But she spoke so highly of it—of you.”

Angela stopped and turned to him, her expression unreadable at first. Then, slowly, a smile broke across her face, genuine and touched. “Did she now?” she said, her voice quieter. “That’s… kind of her to say. And of you to remember.”

Richard nodded, his enthusiasm bubbling up again. “I’ve always wanted to know—what was it like, growing up with all those stories around you? With people expecting so much?”

For a moment, Angela seemed lost in thought. “It was… complicated,” she said at last. “There’s always more to a story than people see from the outside.”

Richard nodded, his expression thoughtful. “I can imagine,” he said softly. “But I hope you know… you’ve inspired people too.”

Angela smiled again, this time with a warmth that seemed to dissolve any lingering tension. “You’re very kind,” she said. “I don’t often hear that.”


Later, as we rowed back home, I asked Richard why he’d mentioned Auntie Gladys and the library. “I don’t remember her talking about Angela,” I said.

“She didn’t,” Richard admitted, his voice light but thoughtful. “I made it up. I just… I wanted to say something that would make her feel seen, not compared to Daphne for once.”

I looked at him, struck by the quiet depth of his kindness. “That was clever,” I said. “And brave.”

He shrugged, a faint smile on his lips. “She deserved it.”

Q – Daphne

Authors Note: Every time I visit Fowey and pass by The Haven, two questions surface in my mind. The first is simple enough: How much of the garden still remains? Over the years, I’ve watched as more of this once magnificent garden has succumbed to the river, with at least a quarter of it lost in my lifetime. The second question, however, is far more elusive, perhaps impossible to answer. As a writer, I can’t help but wonder: How did Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch mentor Daphne du Maurier? Was his influence limited to encouragement, or did he play a more profound role in shaping her extraordinary talent for crafting such vivid, unforgettable characters?

What follows is not history, but the story as I imagine it might have unfolded.

adjusts spectacles and leans forward with a kindly but scholarly demeanor

My dear young Daphne, sit closer and listen well. Writing, you must understand, is not merely the arrangement of words upon a page, but the delicate art of revealing the human soul’s most intimate tremors.

Dialogue, child, is the marrow of storytelling – but not dialogue that merely speaks, no! Dialogue that breathes, that quivers with the unspoken. When characters converse, they are not reciting lines, but performing an intricate dance of emotion, where what is unsaid often thunders louder than what is spoken.

Consider the human voice – that remarkable instrument of revelation. A tremor, a sudden catch, a pitch that rises like a startled bird – these are not mere sounds, but symphonies of feeling. When your character speaks, let their voice be more than sound; let it be a messenger of their inner landscape.

And watch the body, my dear! We are not static creatures, but living canvases upon which emotion paints its wild and unpredictable strokes. A hand that clenches, a shoulder that tightens, eyes that dart away – these are not mere movements, but poetry in physical form. Each character will compose their own unique bodily language, as distinctive as a fingerprint.

The mind, ah, the mind! It is a labyrinth where thoughts dart and weave like silvered fish. Do not be afraid to plunge into those interior waters. A character’s thoughts are not always rational, not always kind – they are raw, mercurial, leaping from one shore of consciousness to another with startling agility.

But take care with what I shall call visceral reactions – those primal, uncontrolled responses that surge through our mortal frames. A racing heart, a sudden chill, that electric moment when the body knows something before the mind can comprehend – these are powerful, but like potent spirits, they must be used sparingly. A drop can illuminate; a flood can drown.

Remember, Daphne, great writing is not about displaying emotion, but about allowing emotion to reveal itself through the most delicate of touches. You are not a painter hurling color, but an embroiderer threading the most gossamer of silks.

Now, shall we speak of how one might begin to master this sublime craft?

peers at her over his spectacles, a twinkle of encouragement in his eye

Mars Exploration: Unlocking Ancient Secrets

The Breath of Mars
The laboratory hummed softly with the sound of machines and the occasional hiss of oxygen diffusers. Outside the curved dome walls, the Martian landscape stretched endlessly, its red hues fading into the hazy light of the artificial afternoon. Dr Aiden Colgrave leaned against a console, arms crossed, a rare smile playing at the corners of his mouth.

“It’s finally happening, Jenna,” he said, his voice brimming with quiet triumph. “In twenty years, maybe less, we’ll step out of these domes without oxygen boosters. Just us and the open air.”

Across the lab, Dr Jenna Vos froze, one hand hovering over the spectrometer she’d been adjusting. She turned to him, her brows raised in disbelief.
“Without boosters?” she asked, her voice low, as if speaking the words too loudly might shatter them. “No domes? No packs? Just… air?”

Aiden nodded. “Not quite Earth-standard, but breathable enough for short periods. The oxygenation reactors in the northern latitudes are working faster than we predicted. CO₂ scrubbing, water electrolysis, microbial enhancement—it’s all ahead of schedule.”

Jenna’s lips parted in awe, and she let out a soft whistle. “Do you even realise what that means? People walking Mars like it’s a stroll through the countryside? Not just explorers and lab rats like us.”

“Exactly,” Aiden said, pushing off the console. “Ordinary people. Kids. Families. For the first time, Mars will be a planet, not just a project.”

Jenna laughed, a bubbling sound that filled the sterile air. “Aiden, if this is some elaborate joke, you’re in serious trouble. But if it’s real—”

“It’s real.” He grinned now, unable to help himself. “And there’s more. Did you read the Musk Daily this morning?”

Her eyes narrowed. “Should I have?”

“You absolutely should have.” Aiden pulled a chair over and plopped down, leaning forward conspiratorially. “A team just finished traversing the Valles Marineris—first time anyone’s ever done it.”

Jenna rested her hand on her hip and tilted her head thoughtfully, her expression curious rather than sceptical. “I always thought the terrain out there was too extreme to cross. How did they manage it?”

“Not anymore,” Aiden said. “And here’s the kicker: halfway through, they found a cave system. Inside—” He paused, savouring the moment. “They discovered what looks like an astrolabe.”

Jenna blinked. “An astrolabe? On Mars?” She shook her head, laughing incredulously. “Come on, Aiden. That’s ridiculous. What would an ancient Earth navigation tool be doing in a Martian cave?”

“It’s not Earth-standard,” he said, his voice dropping a notch. “Dr Daneel Olivaw himself reviewed the data. He says it’s genuine—Martian design, adapted for the planet’s orbit and axial tilt.”

She sat down heavily on a stool, her mouth working silently before she managed to speak. “Wait. You’re telling me someone, or something, made a complex celestial navigation tool here? And left it in a cave?”

Aiden shrugged. “That’s the report. The explorers didn’t touch it—thank God. They left it intact for a marchaeology team to investigate.”

Jenna reached for her tablet, her fingers flying over the screen as she pulled up the morning headlines. “This changes everything,” she muttered, scrolling rapidly. “If this thing is real, then who built it? And why?”

The lab door hissed open, and Dr Ravi Singh strode in, a coffee cup in one hand and a data pad in the other. “I hear someone’s finally talking about the Valles Marineris artefact,” he said, setting his coffee down. “Took you two long enough.”

Jenna looked up sharply. “Ravi, tell me you’ve seen the photos. What’s your take?”

“Oh, I’ve seen them,” Ravi said, leaning against the counter. “And I’ve got theories. If it’s authentic—and I’m inclined to think it is—it suggests a civilisation here capable of advanced celestial navigation. That means intelligence. Maybe even culture.”

“But where’s the rest of it?” Jenna pressed. “If they were smart enough to build an astrolabe, there should be more—cities, tools, structures. Something.”

Ravi nodded. “That’s the big question, isn’t it? Where did they live? Above ground? Underground? Or were they just passing through, using Mars as a waypoint?”

“Earth,” Aiden said quietly.

The room fell silent. Jenna and Ravi turned to him, their expressions unreadable.

“What if Mars wasn’t their home?” Aiden continued. “What if it was a stopover? And Earth… Earth was the destination.”

Jenna let out a soft gasp. “Terraforming Earth. You think they started there?”

“It makes sense,” Ravi said, his voice thoughtful. “Mars would’ve been hostile back then, even worse than now. But Earth, with its oceans and mild atmosphere… If they could seed a planet like that—”

“They could’ve seeded us,” Jenna finished. Her voice trembled slightly. “We might be the remnants of a Martian civilisation. Descendants of explorers who left their home world behind.”

“And Olivaw?” Ravi asked. “What’s his game? If he’s known about this, why hasn’t he said more?”

Aiden’s jaw tightened. “Maybe he’s waiting for proof. Or maybe…” He hesitated. “Maybe he already has answers he doesn’t want to share.”

The three of them stared out the lab’s transparent wall, their eyes drawn to the endless expanse of red. For the first time, it seemed less like a barren wasteland and more like a place alive with secrets.

“It’s ironic,” Jenna said finally. “We’re just now making this place liveable, and it turns out it may have been alive all along.”

Aiden stood, his voice steady as he replied, “Mars isn’t just a new frontier. It’s a history book. We’ve barely turned the first page.”

Authors Note
I hope Asimov fans appreciate my nod to one of the most amazing characters in his books.

Life Beyond Death: Further Discoveries on Mars

Authors Note: This rewrite of Life Beyond Death: Discoveries on Mars shifts the focus to the dialogue between its two central characters, letting their voices carry the story. Dialogue is my preferred way to write—it breathes life into the narrative, allowing personalities to clash, connect, and evolve. Yet, after countless hours spent crafting technical documents, I sometimes forget the joy of breaking free from the constraints of business writing. This version is a return to that joy, a chance to rediscover the freedom and creativity that comes from letting characters speak for themselves.


The atrium buzzed with the chaotic energy of orientation day. Beneath the sprawling glass dome of the Intergalactic University, streams of students navigated between mineral-blue walkways and holographic displays. Zara Novak stood off to the side, arms crossed, her gaze flicking across the room like a hawk sizing up its prey. Her restless energy crackled in the space around her, a sharp contrast to the serenity of Mars’ reddish glow filtering through the dome.

“Lost, or just plotting how to outsmart the universe?”

The voice was calm, steady, and laced with a quiet humour. Zara turned to see a man standing a few steps away, his features softened by a warm smile. He carried a compact case tucked under one arm, the faint trace of dust clinging to his sleeves suggesting he’d been handling Martian soil.

“Neither,” she replied coolly, straightening. “Just figuring out where the quantum physics lab is.”

“Atlas Chen,” he said, offering a hand she ignored. “Terraforming. Soil chemistry. All the dirty work.”

She tilted her head, her dark eyes scrutinising him with the precision of someone dissecting a flawed equation. “And you think I care because…?”

“Because you’re Zara Novak,” he said, the corners of his mouth quirking up. “Dark matter prodigy. Word travels fast.”

Zara’s brow twitched. “Let me guess—you think dark matter is ‘too abstract,’ don’t you? Not practical enough for someone who spends their time digging in dirt.”

Atlas chuckled, a rich sound that carried an infuriating ease. “Not at all. It’s fascinating. But practical?” He shrugged. “That’s another story. Me? I’m about making things grow where they shouldn’t. I’ll leave bending the universe to people like you.”

She smirked, though it didn’t reach her eyes. “Spoken like someone who doesn’t understand how lethal cosmic forces are. Without shielding, your precious plants won’t last a week.”

“Maybe. But without soil, your shielding is just an empty shell,” he countered, his voice unflappable. “I guess that makes us complementary.”

“Complementary?” Zara let out a derisive snort, but there was a spark of intrigue in her eyes. “Don’t get ahead of yourself, soil boy.”


Their paths crossed again two days later. It wasn’t by design—not entirely—but neither of them could deny the strange pull that seemed to draw them together. Zara was in the lab, hunched over her dark matter detector, her brow furrowed as data scrolled across her screen. Atlas appeared in the doorway, carrying a tray of soil samples like some offering to a deity.

“You’re in my way,” she snapped without looking up.

“You’re welcome,” he replied, unbothered by her hostility. He set the tray on a nearby bench and leaned casually against the wall, watching her work. “What are you hunting?”

“Disturbances in dark matter flow,” she said absently. “I’ve modified the detector to pick up anomalies down to a scale no one’s measured before.”

Atlas nodded thoughtfully. “And what happens if you find one?”

Her hands paused over the keyboard. She looked up, meeting his gaze for the first time. “Then I’ll know we’ve been wrong about everything.”

“Everything, huh?” He gestured to his soil samples. “I’ve got my own anomaly. The soil here isn’t just barren—it’s responding to inputs in ways it shouldn’t. As if it remembers life.”

Zara’s sharp mind latched onto the word. “Remembers?”

Atlas nodded. “Yeah. It’s faint, but there’s a kind of… echo in it. A latent energy that’s not just chemical.”

She leaned back, crossing her arms. “That’s impossible.”

“Is it?” He smiled, and there was something maddeningly patient about the gesture. “I thought you were the one questioning everything.”


It was late that night when they made the breakthrough. Side by side in the dimly lit lab, Zara’s detector emitted a faint ping, a sound she had trained herself to listen for. She froze, staring at the screen as the data materialised.

“There it is,” she whispered.

Atlas leaned in, his brow furrowing. “What am I looking at?”

“An imprint,” she murmured, her voice laced with awe and a touch of fear. “A signature. It’s faint, but it’s there—a disturbance clinging to the material, like… like an echo of life.”

Atlas studied the readings, his mind racing. “That matches the response in the soil,” he said. “It’s as if something—some essence—lingers after life is gone.”

Zara’s heart thudded in her chest. The implications unfurled in her mind like a puzzle she couldn’t quite solve. “What if life doesn’t just vanish? What if it disperses? Dissolves into the fabric of the universe itself?”

Atlas sat back, the weight of her words sinking in. “And what if it’s not just Earth? What if this cycle is universal? Life as a shared resource, flowing and reborn, scattered across planets and stars.”

For a moment, neither of them spoke. The lab seemed to hum with a deeper energy, a resonance that matched the gravity of their discovery.


Weeks passed, and their work grew more radical. The anomaly deepened their understanding of existence, but it also brought something else: a strange sense of familiarity. As they pieced together the nature of this universal cycle, fragments of memories—moments neither of them could explain—began to surface.

One evening, under the Martian sky, Zara stared at the horizon, her voice barely audible. “It’s as if we’ve done this before.”

Atlas nodded, his gaze fixed on the stars. “We have. Or something like us has. Maybe that’s why we’re here—why we found each other.”

She turned to him, her sharp edges softening. “What if this is the purpose of humanity? Not to conquer, but to nurture? To carry life wherever it’s needed?”

His hand found hers, and she didn’t pull away. “Then we have work to do,” he said simply.


Decades later, as green spread across Mars and humanity took its first true steps into the stars, Zara and Atlas sat together under the same sky. Their faces were lined with age, their hands clasped tightly. They watched the sun dip below the horizon, the crimson glow casting long shadows over the fields they had helped create.

“Do you think we’ll meet again?” Zara asked, her voice quiet but steady.

Atlas smiled, his warmth unchanged. “We always do.”

And as the stars blinked into view, they closed their eyes, knowing their part in the endless dance of life was far from over.

Professional Forensic Investigation: Challenging Digital Document Nonexistence

In a complex legal case involving employment litigation, I was engaged as an expert witness to address a critical forensic challenge: substantiating the potential nonexistence of a digital document. The defendant, currently detained in a Middle Eastern jurisdiction, faced substantial financial claims from a previous employer and was now confronting fraud allegations.

The case hinged on a nuanced digital forensics challenge: proving the nonexistence of an unsigned digital contract. The prosecuting lawyers asserted that the document never existed, while the defense sought to demonstrate the opposite.

During preliminary legal meetings, the opposing counsel presented their purported evidence with remarkable confidence. Their approach was strategic—they controlled the narrative, extensively explaining their perspective while notably avoiding direct questioning of my professional expertise. The singular query they posed was tellingly administrative: confirmation of my professional indemnity insurance.

Recognizing the fundamental impossibility of definitively proving a digital file’s nonexistence, I directly challenged their legal strategy. My response was succinct yet unequivocal: demonstrating absolute digital document nonexistence was fundamentally naive and legally unsound.

The subsequent interactions revealed the case’s complexity. I prepared a closing statement, which I recommended be shared with the prosecution, ultimately proved decisive. Upon reviewing the document, the opposing legal team elected to discontinue their prosecution.

This experience underscored the intricate challenges of digital forensic evidence and the critical importance of rigorous, logical analysis in legal proceedings involving digital documentation.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Today, I ask you to consider not only what is presented in this case, but also what is left out—the gaps, the blind spots, and the complexities glossed over by the sweeping assertions made by the opposing counsel. The claim that a digital document never existed because it cannot be found through their forensic investigation sounds definitive. But in reality, it is anything but.

Let me take you through why this notion, if accepted, becomes an oversimplification—a convenient but dangerous fallacy that disregards how digital evidence works in practice.

First, digital absence is not evidence of non-existence. Imagine walking into a library after a fire and failing to find a book. Would you confidently declare that the book never existed simply because it no longer sits on the charred shelves? Digital data is often more fragile than we care to admit, subject to deletions, overwrites, hardware failures, malicious tampering, and the ravages of time itself. A file can vanish, without a trace, under myriad circumstances—many of them beyond human control.

Second, we must discuss the limits of digital forensics itself. Forensic tools can be powerful, yes, but they are not infallible. There are countless ways data can evade recovery: encrypted files, corrupted drives, fragmented data clusters, obsolete storage formats, or even simple user error. A computer system is not a perfect archive; it is a dynamic, ever-changing entity shaped by software updates, file transfers, routine purges, and countless other interactions. No forensic team can guarantee recovery of every piece of data ever written and lost. The claim that “nothing was found, so nothing existed” disregards this reality entirely.

Third, let us reflect on human behaviour—an aspect inseparable from digital evidence. Files do not simply disappear without interaction. When documents are lost, altered, deleted, or concealed, there is often intent, or at the very least, human influence involved. The absence of a document does not exonerate or affirm innocence. Instead, it demands scrutiny of how it was handled, what procedures were undertaken, and what motives might be at play. To ignore these complexities is to risk overlooking the very essence of truth.

Moreover, consider this: digital footprints are complex trails, not straightforward paths. They can be altered, obscured, or even erased intentionally. The absence of a document in a forensic search could indicate deletion, tampering, or migration, none of which proves the document’s original existence or non-existence. Without more context, such claims hold no weight. Absence is not evidence. It is a shadow that requires light and context, not blind belief.

Lastly, let us remember what’s truly at stake. If we accept the claim that a file’s absence is definitive proof of its non-existence, we empower those who seek to manipulate data. We give cover to the destroyers of evidence and those who seek to shape narratives by erasing digital history. It sets a dangerous precedent that undermines justice, because the absence of evidence can be engineered. Letting such a claim stand risks turning justice into an arena for those most adept at making evidence disappear.

Ladies and gentlemen, justice is not a game of finding what is absent and calling it non-existent. It is a process of uncovering truths amidst complexity, human behaviour, and technical limitations. To rule in favour of this claim would not only be a mockery of truth—it would be an open door to future manipulations, erasures, and injustices that exploit what cannot be found.

I ask you to reject this facile and dangerous notion. Truth cannot and must not be found in what is absent alone, for it is a hollow foundation upon which no justice can stand.

Thank you.

BBC Verify is a velvet hammer for smashing inconvenient truths

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What has happened to the BBC?

What happened to the state system that garnered cross-party political and general public support? Once heralded as a bastion of anti-bias news and public education and entertainment has turned into the Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda run by a veritable army of Goebbels.

Baroness Stowell, the chairman of the Lords communications committee, told Ms Turness that “BBC Verify is not necessarily seen universally as something that is helping the BBC’s reputation or building trust and confidence”.

Sir Keir Starmer claims BBC has backed him over inheritance tax raid on farmers

“Die beste Propaganda ist jene, die sozusagen unsichtbar wirkt, das ganze öffentliche Leben durchdringt, ohne dass das öffentliche Leben irgendeine Kenntnis von der propagandistischen Initiative hat.” Joseph Goebbels

Goebbels would be proud of the BBC, his quote in English is a confirmation of BBC Verify’s aspirations “The best propaganda is that which, as it were, works invisibly, penetrates the whole of life without the public having any knowledge of the propagandistic initiative.”

The new BBC Verify department must be approaching it’s first anniversary and I confess I did not believe the former government would allow it to continue for more than a few weeks. It was, after all, offering it’s opinion as fact and opposing opinion’s as “misinformation” or “disinformation”.

I am thinking of writing a paper on BBC Verify but as I am in the middle of a real project have decided it will have to wait, nonetheless, for those fans of Michael Connolly’s “Lincoln Lawyer” Mickey Haller (my current alter-ego) here’s what I think he would think of Goebbels pride and joy, BBC Verify:

BBC Verify? That’s rich. More like a velvet hammer for smashing inconvenient truths. It’s not about finding facts; it’s about dressing up bias in a sharp suit and calling it gospel. If you can spin the lie well enough, package it with enough polish, folks will believe the sun rises in the west if you tell them it does. It’s like hiring a defence attorney not to prove your innocence but to convince the world that guilt is a virtue.

The real irony? They call it ‘Verify,’ but it’s got the credibility of a used-car salesman swearing that a lemon is a Ferrari. It’s not about truth—truth’s messy and inconvenient. It’s about control, about shaping the narrative so the big fish stay big, and the little ones keep swimming in circles. In my line of work, we call that a con. But when you’ve got the money and the power, you call it journalism.”

With my sincere apologies to used car salesman.

“It’s your words, not your deeds, that condemn you.” Welcome to British Policing Policy

The role of the police in any society is one of fundamental importance: to prevent crime, to investigate crimes when they occur, and to ensure that those who commit criminal acts are brought before the courts to face justice. This fundamental mission has underpinned the fabric of British law enforcement for generations. However, in recent years, a troubling shift has emerged—a trend in policing which appears to prioritise the pursuit and investigation of “non-crime hate incidents” (NCHIs) over their core duty to protect citizens from genuine criminal acts.

The situation has reached a crescendo this week with the case of journalist Allison Pearson, who has reportedly been invited for a police interview over a comment made over a year ago. While the police dedicate countless hours to investigating “offensive” or “hurtful” speech, the streets are beset by more pressing issues: shoplifting, violent crime, and open lawlessness. This shift in focus not only undermines public confidence in the police force but also erodes trust in the broader judicial system. When police resources are squandered on chasing speech incidents and perceived insults rather than combatting real threats to public safety, the public inevitably suffers.

Recent months have seen a palpable increase in social disorder since Keir Starmer’s government took the reins, with issues ranging from unchecked protests to a surge in street crimes. Instances of shoplifting, often treated as mere nuisances if the value is below £1,500, are brushed aside without recording or investigation. This neglect is not isolated to petty thefts; cases of street violence, such as assaults, robberies, and even the sight of machete-wielding individuals roaming public spaces, are met with similar apathy. Instead of targeting these grave threats to society, police are, ironically, lambasting citizens who dare to raise concerns on social media about this apparent abdication of responsibility.

It is reasonable to conclude that the focus on NCHIs serves only to polarise discourse further, exacerbating tensions and resentment within society. These initiatives and investigations into non-criminal behaviours sap already stretched resources and embolden criminal behaviour in communities who witness an overstretched police force prioritising “words” over “deeds.” Law-abiding citizens are left unprotected, while those engaging in socially destructive behaviours learn that their crimes may go unpunished.

This two-tier system of policing, where serious crimes are neglected in favour of ideological policing, is unacceptable. It demands not only scrutiny but action. Those who serve as police spokespeople and leaders must know that their performance and priorities are being watched and recorded. There can be no place for policing policies that divide and alienate the very citizens who fund and rely upon them.

The police must be reminded of their primary duty: protecting the public from harm, ensuring justice is done, and maintaining public order. Anything less than this is a betrayal of public trust, and citizens will not stand idly by while this essential institution is steered off course. We demand accountability, transparency, and a rededication to core policing duties. Anything less threatens the very foundations of public safety and social cohesion that the police are sworn to uphold.

A Comprehensive Critique of Modern Policing Priorities: The Mismanagement of Public Safety

The case of Essex Police’s handling of an investigation into a social media post by journalist Allison Pearson exposes an alarming trend in policing priorities. This incident not only highlights a significant misuse of resources but also serves as a case study in the detrimental impact of this shift away from core policing duties. By establishing a “gold group,” typically reserved for critical incidents such as terror attacks, to investigate a year-old social media post, Essex Police have demonstrated an astonishing lack of focus on genuine criminal threats to public safety. This misplaced emphasis on non-crime hate incidents rather than actual criminal acts is both deeply troubling and indicative of a broader pattern of institutional failure.

Misguided Priorities and Institutional Dysfunction

The investigation into Pearson, for allegedly “stirring up racial hatred” through a social media post made in November last year, illustrates how resources can be squandered in pursuit of ideological policing goals. Police officers reportedly visited Pearson’s home without providing details of the post or the complainant, framing this matter as a potential breach of the Public Order Act 1986 and the Malicious Communications Act. Despite the force’s insistence that they have acted properly, their creation of a “gold group” to manage the case starkly underscores the troubling direction in which law enforcement is headed.

The use of such a high-level command structure for a social media incident illustrates how far police priorities have drifted from their primary purpose: protecting citizens from harm and maintaining public order. Councillor Neil Gregory’s sharp characterisation of Essex Police’s actions as “institutional incompetence and dysfunction on an epic scale” is not without merit. When forces prioritise diversity training and speech policing over tackling violent crime, open drug dealing, and serious theft, it signals a profound failure of leadership and purpose.

The Erosion of Public Trust and Safety

The broader implications of this policing approach are far-reaching. Drug-related crime, for instance, remains a serious problem across Essex, with open drug dealing regularly witnessed by residents and yet routinely ignored by police. Documents obtained by The Telegraph reveal that the force often fails to respond to 999 calls reporting drug-related incidents. Instead of deploying resources to confront these pressing public safety concerns, police appear more intent on policing speech and engaging in performative displays of political correctness.

The response from Essex Police Assistant Chief Constable Andy Marriner and others in defence of their work is, at best, cold comfort to communities left to fend for themselves. Claims of robust action against drug dealers ring hollow when residents continue to witness open drug transactions and feel the weight of police inaction. These failures undermine trust in law enforcement and leave citizens vulnerable to increasingly bold criminal behaviour.

The Consequences of Two-Tier Policing

The disproportionate focus on NCHIs and the “hurtful” words of journalists like Pearson over violent crime and open lawlessness represents a dangerous descent into two-tier policing. While genuine threats are ignored, citizens are subjected to scrutiny for expressing their views. This imbalance not only leaves communities less safe but also fuels resentment and division, eroding the very social cohesion that police claim to protect.

Law enforcement must refocus its priorities. The public demands—and deserves—a police force that dedicates its resources to preventing crime, protecting communities, and bringing offenders to justice. Anything less constitutes a dereliction of duty.

Holding Policing Leadership Accountable

Those who lead and speak on behalf of the police must understand that their decisions and priorities are under constant scrutiny. The public’s patience is not infinite. Continued mismanagement, misplaced priorities, and failures to deliver on core policing responsibilities will not be tolerated. It is time for a rededication to genuine public safety, free from the distractions of ideological policing and performative gestures.

The public is watching. We demand accountability, transparency, and a commitment to the fundamentals of policing. It is time to restore trust and ensure that the police serve their primary duty: protecting all citizens and upholding the law impartially and effectively. If our policing institutions cannot meet these basic expectations, they risk irrelevance—and the communities they serve deserve far better.

Healing Through Dialogue: End the Conflict

In fields where bullets meet the cries,
Where broken skies shield weary eyes,
Two sides have turned their tongues to dust,
And left behind the bonds of trust.

Leaders play their age-old game,
Trading peace for fleeting fame.
As war’s cold fingers, cruel and thin,
Entangle hopes and hemmed-in kin.

In homes where empty chairs await,
The echoes whisper tales of fate—
Of children lost and love that grieves,
Of letters soaked by tears and leaves.

Scholz spoke words that cut the air,
With courage rare to make them care.
A voice that dared to break the cold,
While others watched as war unfolds.

A “Pandora’s box”—they cried, enraged—
But peace cannot be cheaply gauged.
It takes more than warlike might—
It takes the will to dim the fight.

Zelensky stands, his people torn,
In trenches deep and weary worn.
He fears the talk, the weight of cost,
Each compromise a line that’s crossed.

Yet hearts can tire, the will can fade,
When war and death the earth invade.
The call for talks—be it naive?—
Is still a hope we must believe.

Families broken, homes now gone,
The breath of peace could right the wrong.
So lay aside the guns and pride;
Let courage draw the lines less wide.

For leaders who would feed the flames,
Who shield themselves with shifting claims—
May their tongues be tempered, soft,
May they learn to lift not scoff.

Peace is frail, its strands so thin,
But bold and brave souls can begin.
The war must end—the talk must start—
To heal the world and mend the heart.

The Descent of Liberty

Beneath Westminster’s grey-stained spires,
The wheel of policy grinds our bones into dust,
A bloated beast, with laws spun from wires,
Coiled tight with venomous bureaucratic lust.

Elderly souls count pennies in trembling palms,
Taxed twice to keep the coffers fed.
While cold hands grasp ancestral farms,
Spirits broken, land bloodshed red.

Entrepreneurs pack bags for foreign lands,
Start-ups flee like whispers in a storm.
Treasure Island shackled by fumbling hands,
Burying seeds where hope once warmed.

In hollow chambers, debate becomes a mime,
Soundless screams pass through lifeless lips.
Policy inked in deceitful rhyme,
The ink of betrayal that drips and drips.

“Come for a chat,” the constable grins,
Non-crime etched in trembling files.
Liberty’s skin stretched thin,
Each smile masked with Kafkaesque guile.

Parliament convulses, a clockwork jest,
Where minutes churn and reason drowns.
The monstrous dance of tax and unrest,
A procession of clowns in tattered gowns.

Dark words echo down cobbled streets,
The farmer lost to silence, his land to fate.
A thousand voices in protest beats,
While Orwell’s ghost weeps at the gate.

A government failing, imploding within,
Rote schemes and blind masks lead astray.
Minds enslaved in logic’s grim spin,
As night’s chill devours light’s last ray.

And so, we march, heads bent to the storm,
Through corridors drenched in despair’s stain.
Darkness festers where laws deform,
Till the cycle begins again.

Embracing Love and Loss: A Poetic Farewell

I saw his ‘Adieu’

Time closes soft the weary lids,
Where toil and hope have marked their bids.
The man of care, of quiet grace,
Now turns his gaze from life’s vast chase.

I fought for heights I could not scale,
In boardrooms cold and tempests frail.
Yet in our home, warm hearth was laid,
Where little hands in mine once played.

Two sons I led with gentle hand,
Their steps now firm upon the land.
I saw their laughter, joy alight,
And kept them safe through storms of night.

I held your hand, my loyal wife,
Through all the turns of mortal strife.
Temptation’s snares were met with scorn—
For you alone, my heart was sworn.

My brother, bound in bonds so thin,
I gave you all, I pulled you in.
You fell, and though no love returned,
I watched the pyres of sorrow burn.

Parents frail, by time unkind,
I bore their burdens, turned the blind.
To needs they could not understand,
Still, I upheld their trembling hands.

Alone at sixteen, paths unknown,
I sailed to lands, by wind was blown.
In northern skies and distant seas,
I wrote my fate on shifting breeze.

You see me now, these breaths so slow,
I fear there’s more I’ve yet to show.
But whispers break this final veil—
Love’s silent strength will never fail.

To sons who walk with heads held high,
To wife who made each moment fly,
To grands who gleam with sunlit eyes—
I leave not grief but starry skies.

My gift was small, unmarked by fame,
Yet in your hearts, I lit a flame.
I leave this world with trembling sigh—
The man you loved says soft, goodbye.

The Case Against the Vodafone-Three Merger: Why Consumers and Competition Will Suffer

The Telegraph reports on the likely success of the proposed Vodafone-Three merger which I believe threatens to create a telecom giant with a disproportionate share of the UK market, eroding the competition that drives innovation, keeps prices fair, and incentivises companies to invest in service quality. The reduction in competition that would result from this merger risks leading to a monopolistic or duopolistic environment, leaving consumers with fewer choices and, ultimately, higher costs.

Vodafone and Three £15bn merger on course for green light

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/11/05/vodafone-and-three-merger-could-get-green-light-after-starm/

The proposed merger between Vodafone and Three has sparked concern about creating a near-monopolistic situation in the UK telecom market, effectively consolidating two major players into one entity with disproportionate control over services and pricing. While proponents argue that the merger will help streamline operations and enhance coverage, a closer examination reveals why this consolidation would likely degrade service quality, stifle competition, and leave consumers with fewer choices and poorer support options. The issues surrounding this merger extend beyond economics to encompass questions of corporate culture, market fairness, and long-term impact on consumer welfare.

1. The Risk of a Monopolistic Landscape

Mergers in highly concentrated markets tend to limit competition, resulting in monopolistic practices that harm consumers. The telecom industry relies on multiple operators competing to offer better services and affordable rates, but the Vodafone-Three merger risks tipping this balance. By consolidating networks and resources, the merged company would have significant leverage to dictate terms to consumers, setting a concerning precedent. When competition dwindles, companies tend to favour profit-maximising strategies at the expense of service quality, leading to inflated prices, restrictive contracts, and reduced consumer choice. If Vodafone and Three gain a quasi-monopolistic market position, consumers will ultimately suffer from lack of alternatives and innovation.

2. Vodafone’s Troubling Management Practices

Vodafone’s corporate practices, as it stands today, already present challenges for consumers. Known for a degree of insularity and reluctance to prioritise customer service, Vodafone has earned a reputation for its often opaque policies and inconsistent support quality. The organisation appears to operate with an almost sovereign disregard for consumer complaints, favouring rules and policies that maximise profit rather than improve customer experiences. This attitude is symptomatic of an environment where management prioritises financial outcomes over customer satisfaction, leading to a disconnect between what customers need and what Vodafone provides. Allowing Vodafone’s corporate culture to further dominate the market through this merger raises the risk of Three adopting similar practices, ultimately lowering the overall standard of service and responsiveness.

3. The False Promise of Regulatory Oversight

Proponents of the merger suggest that regulatory bodies would enforce fair practices and curb anti-competitive behaviour. However, this argument disregards the limitations of regulatory oversight in ensuring fairness within such a consolidated industry. Regulators are often hampered by limited resources and the complexity of enforcement, making it difficult to police a large entity with a monopolistic lean effectively. Once the merger is approved, regulations might offer only a veneer of fairness, with Vodafone and Three able to evade or skirt requirements through legal manoeuvres, lobbying, or adjusting policies in ways that technically comply with the letter but not the spirit of the law. History shows that monopolistic or duopolistic companies often find ways to sidestep regulatory constraints, leaving consumers with little recourse.

4. Reduced Competition Will Erode Service Quality

One of the cornerstones of a healthy market is competition, which drives companies to innovate, improve service quality, and offer competitive pricing. With fewer players in the telecom market, the combined Vodafone-Three entity would face significantly less pressure to improve their offerings. In sectors where competition is limited, the focus often shifts from customer satisfaction to operational cost-cutting, as companies lack incentives to retain customers through superior service. The Vodafone-Three merger risks creating a market where the dominant player has no compelling reason to innovate or invest in customer experience improvements, resulting in reduced service quality over time.

5. Decline in Customer Support Accessibility

Vodafone is notorious for its labyrinthine customer support channels, which leave customers feeling frustrated and unsupported. By merging with Three, there is little reason to believe that customer support would improve; in fact, it is likely to become more inaccessible. In large organisations prioritising efficiency and profit, customer service is often one of the first areas to suffer as executives focus on metrics that boost revenue over those that increase customer satisfaction. With fewer competing providers, consumers may find themselves locked into contracts with a single dominant entity, unable to escape poor service or receive adequate support.

6. The Impact on Innovation and Network Development

The telecom industry is driven by rapid technological change, requiring constant investment in network infrastructure and innovative services. When market competition decreases, however, the motivation to drive such progress weakens. In a more monopolistic environment, Vodafone-Three may allocate resources primarily to profit-making ventures rather than improving network quality or expanding rural coverage. Instead of fostering an environment that champions innovation and consumer benefit, this merger could incentivise Vodafone-Three to maximise shareholder returns while providing the bare minimum in terms of network improvements and customer service enhancements.

7. Higher Barriers for Market Entry

The merger of two major telecom players will significantly raise barriers for new entrants, effectively closing the market to potential competitors who might otherwise bring fresh ideas and improved service standards. High entry costs and economies of scale favour large incumbents like the combined Vodafone-Three entity, making it nearly impossible for smaller firms to compete. This lack of competition ensures that Vodafone-Three can maintain its market dominance without the threat of disruption, ultimately entrenching its monopolistic position and further reducing consumer choice.

8. The Broader Economic Implications of Reduced Competition

A monopolistic telecom industry could also have broader economic consequences, particularly for businesses relying on reliable and cost-effective communication services. Small and medium enterprises (SMEs) could find themselves facing higher prices for essential services, limiting their ability to compete or expand. As a knock-on effect, the lack of affordable, high-quality telecom services could dampen productivity and stifle innovation across various sectors of the economy, adding to the broader impact of reduced telecom competition.

Conclusion

The merger between Vodafone and Three poses a severe risk to consumer choice, service quality, and market fairness. By concentrating power in the hands of a single telecom entity, we risk creating an environment where customer welfare is sidelined in favour of profit margins, regulatory oversight fails to protect consumer interests, and competition becomes a distant memory. It is crucial for stakeholders, from consumers to regulators, to critically assess the implications of this merger and consider the long-term ramifications for the telecom market. Fostering a competitive environment should remain a priority, ensuring that telecom companies remain accountable and responsive to consumer needs. Allowing the Vodafone-Three merger to proceed unchecked risks undermining these principles, resulting in an industry that serves itself rather than its customers.

In summary, this merger should be met with serious objections, as its potential to harm both the telecom market and consumers outweighs any purported benefits.