Martyn Walker

My accountant said I can’t count.  I was so surprised I thought I’d put a list together so I’d be prepared next time he comes around.

1. My bill? It’s not greed, it’s survival. If you think that bill is high wait until you get my lawyers!
2. What I mean by not liquid is your bank account is leaking money like Victoria Falls.
3. The sales department is one add key short of a calculator.
4. “Hoping for the best” isn’t a good strategy.
5. “Paying your debts” is not the opposite of “Paying your creditors”
6. Being a caring employer does not mean sacking the auditors.
7. I said pay the tax man, not play the tax man.
8. Equal opportunities has nothing to do with your receptionists dinner engagements.
9. A tax return is not a profit margin.
10. Gross Income doesn’t mean it’s not fashionable.
11. A negative profit is not a positive improvement.

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